mistersherlock:

I’m in one of those special moods where anything and everything is going to cause me  to crack of laughing

• Me: omfg send help I'm dying
• Them: what?!
• Me: i can't even omg
• Them: you can't even what?
• Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
• Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
• Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
• Them: .....what is that
• Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
• Them: ....riIiiiight
• Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
• Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
• Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
• Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
• Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
• Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
• Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
• Them: .....
• Me: literally dead omfg
• Them: 
• Me: SOBBING
• Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

3/50 PICTURES OF EMMA

And right now, sweetheart, you’re not off to a real good start

• person: hey wanna hang out
• thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this